Attention SE Portland residents:
“Imagine How You’ll Feel When You Finally have a Flat Stomach, Toned Arms, and a Healthy Body.”
“Are You Tired of Flabby Arms, Love Handles, and Cellulite? Wish You Could Still Fit Into the Same Size Jeans You Did in High School? Then Take Just Five Minutes To Learn How Blazzingly Fast You Can Get The Body Of Your Dreams.”
- Small Group Environment
- A Complete Fitness System
- Muscle-Toning Strength Workouts in a Weightroom
- Fat-Destroying Circuit Training Intervals
- Indoors and Out of the Rain!
- The Toughest and (dare I say it) most Fun Workouts in Town
You know you need to get a comprehensive workout every time you step in the gym – you don’t have time for anything less. You want to do it in a friendly and comfortable atmosphere that you can stick with for the long haul. And you want to make sure you’re getting the attention you deserve from the coach you payed to pay attention to you! Read on to find out why my Barracuda Boot Camp program is exactly what you’ve been looking for.
You see, there are 3 things that other boot camps do that I don’t.
- Most “Boot Camps” are just overhyped aerobics classes. Remember Jane Fonda’s workouts? They’re like that, only without the headbands and knee warmers. Sure they’ll have you do some push ups, and maybe you’ll do crab walks back and forth, and some jumping jacks, you may even run around the park a while. But, these workouts only cover 2 of the 3 key ingredients of a complete fitness program: aerobics and abdominal work. They completely lack any strength building and progressive resistence training.
- Most boot camps are done outdoors. If you live in Florida or California, that makes sense, but this is Portland, Jack! It rains 9 months a year here. Do you really want to get up early in the morning, drive to a park, and try to workout in the cold wet rain? I didn’t think so.
- Most boot camps have over 20, 30, or even 40 people in them at one time. There is no way the trainer can give you any personal attention that way. That means if you’re struggling with a movement, or if you have any questions, it’s very hard to be heard.
Now don’t get me wrong. I don’t want to disparage the other guys. If what you want is to train outside, only do aerobics and avoid serious free-weight strength training, and workout in a very large group so that no one will pay attention to you, then by all means, there are a ton of great boot camps out there for you – email me (bootcamp-at-pdxweightlifting.com) and I’ll even tell you my personal recommendations here in Portland! Seriously!
Oh my heavens! Have I gone crazy? I just said that if you are looking for all of the above 3 things out of a bootcamp then I’ll direct you straight to my competition! Why? Because they aren’t my competition. What I do is so totally unique that there is no one out there doing what I do. There are a lot of great boot camps that will take you outside and run you through some tough aerobics in a large group environment. If that is all you want, email me, and I’ll make sure you find what you’re looking for (again, my email is bootcamp-at-pdxweightlifting.com) But, they can’t do what I do.
This Ain’t Your Mama’s Boot Camp!
Let’s go back over those 3 things above and I’ll tell you how my Barracuda Boot Camps are different, and why that is important for your long-term fitness success:
1. To Be The Complete Package, You Need A Complete Package
If you want your body to be the complete package with sculpted abs, tight thighs, and lean arms, then you have to train on a program that does it all: Strength Training, Cardio, abdominal work, and diet. My Barracuda Boot Camp workouts do exactly that.
You’ll get the most intense, mind blowing workouts of your life, and you’ll shed fat like it’s water in the shower. You get not only 3 sessions with me a week, but you also get a complete cardio and diet plan guaranteed to rid your body of unwanted fat.
2. Train Out of the Rain!
Boot Camp fitness programs were first developed in California. Trainers would take their clients out to the beach and they’d all get a great aerobics workout done in sand and under the warm sun. Ah, paradise …
Well, we don’t live in California! I love Portland like it was a member of my own family, but there is no way to deny that it’s got some of the most dreary weather on the planet. The sky is always gray, the rain comes down in a perpetual drizzle, and the air is just plain cold.
Sure, a fitness boot camp has the word “boot camp” in it, I can’t imagine doing push-ups and sit-ups on wet grass is very fun. Do you really want to go jogging in the mud or do jumping jacks in a torrential rain? I didn’t think so!
The Barracuda Boot Camp is designed to be done right in the weightroom. No rain, no snow, no hassle. We simply meet at the gym, I run you through the most intense workouts you can imagine, and you get the best results of your life. Fair enough?
3. Personal Attention
We’re always complaining that school teachers are being faced with larger and larger class sizes. We know that large class sizes diminish a students learning ability. So, why would you want to put yourself in that same position?
I come from a sports coaching background. I am the head coach of the most active Olympic Weightlifting team in Portland, and I regularly teach two of the most demanding and technically difficult movements in all of sports: the Snatch and the Clean and Jerk.I understand the importance of giving someone the focus they need to develop to their full potential. I’m not gonna blow someone off simply because I packed my group too big! You are too important to me.
All of my workouts are Scalable. When you’re a beginner, I have you do beginner versions of all the exercises. Then as you progress, I move you up the ladder to doing truly advanced workouts. You see, I’ve got the most demanding, fat-blasting, muscle-sculpting workouts in town. Period. But, you can’t just jump off the street and into the gym and do these. You first have to learn all the special movements and get your body up to speed. You’ll do all the same workouts as everyone else, but because I’ve got a smaller group, I can focus in on you and teach you every step of the way. You’re never alone on your journey.
I’ll Buy You Skinny Jeans …
Skinny Jeans Special!
After completing my 12-month program, celebrate by buying a new pair of sexy jeans to show off your new body – and I’ll foot the bill.
(Up to a $300 value)
You Deserve It!

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“Nick updates and changes my routine often to keep it fresh and challenges me every step of the way. Knowing that he will be at the gym to help me through my workout keeps me motivated and helps me be more consistent with my training. He is very aware of individuals’ needs and focuses on proper form and technique to prevent injury. His energy is contagious and you can’t help but work your butt off each and every workout. Nick is a wealth of knowledge and will do all he can to help you reach your goals.” Brandy Chance, 28 |
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“Nick Horton is a miracle worker. With his extensive knowledge of the kinetics of the human body, he has managed to increase my muscle mass and strength in mere months. For the first time in my life, exercising seems to be having a real effect. Nick is adept at crafting an evolving workout regimen that takes your goals and your body chemistry into account. I recommend him without reservation, and if you doubt me, I’ll arm wrestle you!” Steve Libbey |
What Results Can I Expect?
- A more sculpted butt, thighs, hips, and abs.
- Increased energy
- Decreased body fat
- Increased flexibility
- Improve balance and coordination
- Stronger core muscles which take pressure off your lower back
- Stronger bones to prevent osteoporosis and injuries.
- Reduced stress and blood pressure
But Wait! There’s More …
$100 Cash Back Bonus
Sign up today on my 12-month total-body transformation program. As soon as you’ve completed your first month at full price, I will hand you $100 in cold hard cash!
First Full Week Free – No Obligation
Sign up today for 1 full week of Bootcamp absolutely FREE.
You can try out my Boot Camp program totally free for one whole week, and then if you don’t feel it’s the right fit for you, simply let me know during that first week and I’ll cancel your membership immediately. Fair enough?
- How long are the workouts? Each workout only lasts about 20 to 25 minutes. Though if you add in the warmup and cooldown then it tops out around 45.
- How much does it cost? If you were to get all of these services and one on one training from me, this would cost you over $1000 a month!! But, with this Barracuda Boot Camp system, you get all of this for only $197/month* which gives you access to unlimited boot camps, a full diet and cardio plan, and a total training package. This isn’t just a boot camp, it’s a complete lifestyle change, top to bottom.
- What if I have injuries? So long as your doctor has given you the “go ahead”, then we will adapt the program to fit your needs. I’ve coached many athletes in the same boat: they have an injury but desperately need to hit the gym. I’ve gotten very good at working around injuries. And we’ll have no problem working around yours.
- What if I’m not in shape enough to keep up? No problem. Every workout is a “go at your own pace” workout. I’ll help you every step of the way.
- What if the weather is bad? No need to worry! I run the ONLY indoor weight-training-based boot camp in Portland. No rain, no hassle.
- Where do you do your Bootcamps? We currently run the program at the world famous Loprinzi’s Gym on SE 41st and Division. (It’s very old school, globe-style dumbbells, lots of fun, no “spandex” crowd!) They have their own dues, but they’re cheap. Tell them you’re with “Nick’s group” and they’ll give you a group rate discount!
- How can I try it out? That’s easy, if you sign up now, you’ll get one full week for FREE. If you don’t like it, just cancel within that week, and you’ll have no further obligations. What are you waiting for? You can’t lose!
*the $197/month price is with a 12-month agreement. Otherwise its $247/month for a 3-month agreement (which is still a savings of $753 a month! off of my one on one training prices)
Below are our current Boot Camp Time Slots
- Tue/Thurs: 7-7:30pm + Sat: 12-12:30pm(Only 3 spots left!)
- Tue/Thurs: 7:30-8pm + Sat: 12:30-1pm(Only 2 spots left!)
- Tue/Thurs: 5-5:30pm + Sat: 1-1:30pm(New!)
Once you’ve subscribed below, I’ll send you an email in which you can tell me which of the time slots above you’ll like to attend.
Hurry, space is limited!
Where? at the world famous Loprinzi’s Gym on SE 41st and Division street. Portland, Oregon.
Make Your Selection Below
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$197 per Month — 12-month Total-Body Transformation Program
- $100 CASH BACK! After you complete your first month at full price, I’ll give you $100 in Cash.
- ONE-ON-ONE 12-MONTH GOAL SETTING CONSULTATION: I’ll meet you for a cup of coffee (on me!) and we’ll evaluate your 1 year goals, and “backwards plan” to make sure we get you there. We’ll address your concerns, needs, and start developing your support system.
- FREE SKINNY JEANS when you meet your year-long goal. That’s right! I’ll buy you you’re own pair of “Skinny Jeans!”
Or email Nick at bootcamp-at-pdxweightlifting.com
$247 per month — 3-Month Starter
Or email Nick at bootcamp-at-pdxweightlifting.com
P.S. Don’t let the next YEAR be the same as last year. Do something about it by registering now.
You CAN do this. Join my Barracuda Boot Camp and learn how you can use weight training to lose weight and keep it off forever! Register for your FREE 1 week trial.
P.P.S. Remember, your success is MONEY BACK GUARANTEED! Not satisfied, I’ll refund every penny!
P.P.P.S. 30 days from now you’ll either be a month older and a few pounds heavier OR you can be 4 – 7 pounds lighter and 30 days closer to your fitness goal. It’s all up to you. Make sure you make the right choice and register today. Start your FREE 1 week trial. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

